2. Soup, especially a soup that would stain or show. That’s probably why there’s no soup on planes. No soup for you.

3. I think they should definitely refund. You paid for a flight, right? I know it’s not the airline’s fault that a storm rolled in, but it’s not your fault either. They didn’t incur a cost for fuel or service, so I’m not going to pay them for it.

As far as a passenger bill of rights, did you see this story? Bring a snack.

4. Hot tubs.

5. Windows? As long as they don’t start to charge for cockpit tours, I’m good. Because I’ve been doing that since I was 5, though every year I get stranger and stranger looks from the flight attendant when I ask… actually, as long as I still get the wings I’m cool with skipping the cockpit. But don’t charge me for those wings. Or I’ll get ya.

And I’ll skip to 5: It’s not just about what you take away, it’s what you add. Look at SkyBus. They take away free luggage, free drinks, and free everything – but they also sell things.