In observance of the ninth rule of civility cited by mental_floss (“Let your conversation be without malice or envy, for ‘tis a sign of tractable and commendable nature, and in all causes of passion permit reason to govern”), I will choose not to respond to your snipeage.

However, if Washington was alive today, he would probably add this: “Pwn not thy brethren in peacetime, for whence upon war though shalt arrive, with stealth from behind he will approach ye and exact his revenge with a sharpened stick laden with snake venom. For this be the code of the bro, and its vengeance is swift yet just and gentle, like a cool breeze across the Chesapeake in the autumn-season.”

Bedtime.